Set 5 · Episode 572
Harrison Broadstreet
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Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.36 punch density·1.50 tag density·1 set
This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.36 punch density·1.50 tag density·Small Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
I thanked somebody for their service the other night.
I'm never doing that again.
It turns out hookers don't like it when you thank them for their service.
So...
Yeah, women also don't like it when you assume they're a hooker on an airport.
[Bit 2]
Yeah, I went to the strip club with an ex-girlfriend.
Don't ever do this.
She got a lap dance.
She paid for me to have a lap dance.
She got all horned up and she's like, "Hey, do you want to have sex in here?"
And I was like, "Yeah, but could you ask her for me?"
Like, it would...
Sound better coming from you.
[Bit 3]
A girl one time, she tried to flirt with me using board games.
This was the weirdest thing that ever happened.
She goes, let's flirt using board games.
I was like, I don't know what this means.
She goes, I'm like Yahtzee.
I like to be shaken up, spun around, and dumped.
And I was like, I'm like Parcheesi then,
because I don't know the rules to this fucking game.
I don't know.
And I'm probably going to cheat.
[Bit 4]
Yeah, I'm going to--
yeah, I was with a girl the other night,
and we were hooking up.
We were in the throes of passion.
And I leaned in to kiss her, and she goes,
I only kiss people who I feel a deep connection with.
And I was like, "I'm as deep as I can go."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“"Thank you for your service" implies military gratitude, but reveals it was said to a sex worker.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupI thanked somebody for their service the other night.
setupI'm never doing that again.
punchlineIt turns out hookers don't like it when you thank them for their service.
tagSo...
tagYeah, women also don't like it when you assume they're a hooker on an airport.