Luke Moore

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.71 punch density·1.50 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.71 punch density·1.50 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I'm from West Texas.

My mother is a tumbleweed, my father cactus.

That's how they met, actually.

Wind.

Yeah, where I'm from,

you're either book smart or dirt road smart.

I'm dirt road smart.

I love dirt.

[Bit 2]

Yeah, like, you know, being in the big city,

I gotta watch like how I talk to you from West Texas.

Like, I learned the hard way that if you say

the word queer with a Texan accent,

it becomes offensive again.

Like people don't wanna hear, "Quire?

"What do you acquire?

"What are you, a bunch of choirs?"

[Bit 3]

This is not my intention.

I wanna be friends with everybody.

L, G, B, T, Q, plus size models.

I'm not.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Geographic identity becomes so extreme that the comedian's parents are regional flora.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupI'm from West Texas.

punchlineMy mother is a tumbleweed, my father cactus.

tagThat's how they met, actually.

tagWind.