Sydney Stevens

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Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.38 punch density·0.50 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I'm originally from Texas,

but I've been held captive in Minnesota

for the past six years.

I'm also a disabled veteran.

I would be cheer for disability.

Appreciate the support.

I did one tour to Afghanistan, and wow, does that place make Sixth Street look safe.

[Bit 2]

I'm single. It shouldn't be a surprise.

But I've been single for so long,

the DNR registered my vagina

as a national forest.

Don't put Miracle-Grow in your bush.

[Bit 3]

And like, I know why I'm single.

It's me.

I suck.

No, seriously, I used to vape competitively.

Yeah, I fucking suck, bro.

[Bit 4]

I don't know what's worse, the fact that I have a vape shop logo tattooed on my arm?

Or the fact that the state of Wisconsin is included in that logo?

I'm not even from there! I don't live there!

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A war zone is like a dangerous party street because both leave you fearing for your life.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupI'm originally from Texas,

setupbut I've been held captive in Minnesota

setupfor the past six years.

setupI'm also a disabled veteran.

punchlineI did one tour to Afghanistan, and wow, does that place make Sixth Street look safe.