Ari Shafir

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·5.00 bits/set·6.25 beats/set·0.64 punch density·7.54 tag density·4 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.33 punch density·0.25 tag density

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Skips to 33:39 in the episode

[Bit 1]

It's my second time pulling a number.

I've tried 74 times.

[Bit 2]

I just got back from Australia.

It's a country.

[Bit 3]

Went to a rugby match, and everybody there

was making fun of Americans.

They said, you've got fucking Americans with your football.

You're all wearing helmets and pads.

You're all pussies.

That's what they call this.

Pussies, because we're helmets and pads of football.

Well, you wear helmets and pads, too,

if you played against black people.

Yeah, you don't have that there.

I'm sure I wouldn't wear helmets in pads too if I was soft living, coddled to the ground by a soft white.

Try being rushed by someone who's about to bring the property values down your neighborhood.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A second bucket pull could be absurd persistence.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupIt's my second time pulling a number.

punchlineI've tried 74 times.