Emilio Babbitt

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Watch Emilio Babbitt's Kill Tony episode 534 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.44 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

Have you guys heard that old parable?

People who live in glass houses should not throw their wives down the stairs.

That's one from Jesus.

Plan B, I don't really want to...

[Bit 2]

I don't want to talk... everybody talks about Plan B, but I'm just going to say this.

Plan B. Okay, when it comes to contraceptives, plan B definitely feels the best.

You know, because it means you dropped on deep. You know, what's going on, dude? Give me some.

[Bit 3]

A couple weeks ago, I found out that a roundabout's not the same thing as a human trafficking ring.

My buddy was like, "It's not my fucking sister.

She's in a human trafficking ring."

I was like, "What? Is she fucking stupid?

Turn left."

Uh, okay.

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setupHave you guys heard that old parable?

punchlinePeople who live in glass houses should not throw their wives down the stairs.

tagThat's one from Jesus.