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2021-12-07

John Forean

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Watch John Forean's Kill Tony episode 534 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.44 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

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- What's going on, Austin?

[Bit 1]

Wisconsin is so fucking irrelevant.

They're trying to start the next Civil War.

I don't know what's attracting these agitators,

but it's just in time for the holidays.

Oh, come all ye hateful.

From Kenosha to Sheboygan, that is a coastline of lunatics.

But you know who's really salty right now?

That dude from "Making a Murderer," right?

He's like, "That boy got two?

Shit."

But I think this is just retribution

because for like 30 seconds,

that guy actually convinced us he didn't do that shit.

So I don't know about you guys,

but I was just picturing his two lawyers

fucking each other the whole time.

So maybe that's why, so.

[Bit 2]

But yeah, do not go to Wisconsin

unless you don't want to get an STD.

Because that's all they have there, really.

And the bucks.

And that's all I got, thank you.

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setupWisconsin is so fucking irrelevant.

setupThey're trying to start the next Civil War.

setupI don't know what's attracting these agitators,

setupbut it's just in time for the holidays.

punchlineOh, come all ye hateful.

tagFrom Kenosha to Sheboygan, that is a coastline of lunatics.