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KILL TONY #467 - ALI MACOFSKY - STUDIO SESSIONS 22

2020-08-11

Tony Gidley

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Watch Tony Gidley's Kill Tony episode 467 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.39 punch density, 1.33 tag density.

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Too soon?

No.

There's a few couple, there's a couple months left in the year.

She's still got some time to die.

Oh, let's see.

I'm really, I'm out of breath, not even running.

[Bit 1]

So I was hanging out with my little cousins anyway.

And I opened up the refrigerator for my little cousin.

I said, "You want some of the seven up?"

And he's like, "No, I'm only six."

And I was like, "All right, well,

do you want some of this Coke?"

And he said, "Yeah, line it up, motherfucker."

And we had a good time.

Basketball all night.

[Bit 2]

So yeah, I was at a bar watching Steph Curry.

I hate, you know, I love to hate that guy.

So I'm sitting there screaming at the TV.

I'm like, "Fuck Curry, I fucking hate Curry.

Curry sucks donkey dicks."

And then just then a guy came out from behind the bar.

He said, "Excuse me sir, but curry is very important

"to our native cuisine.

"Take it easy, bro."

Plus it can hit the three.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

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setupSo I was hanging out with my little cousins anyway.

setupAnd I opened up the refrigerator for my little cousin.

setupI said, "You want some of the seven up?"

setupAnd he's like, "No, I'm only six."

setupAnd I was like, "All right, well,

setupdo you want some of this Coke?"

punchlineAnd he said, "Yeah, line it up, motherfucker."

tagAnd we had a good time.

tagBasketball all night.