Lou Vahram

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Watch Lou Vahram's Kill Tony episode 113 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.31 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.31 punch density·0.00 tag density

Oh shit. What's up everybody?

[Bit 1]

So I'm 23, I live here in LA, and the last girl I hooked up with was 31.

I'm not bragging, but she was.

That means that when she was off getting her master's degree, I was a Pokemon master.

But you know, I used to be kind of picky.

It's kind of changed my attitude towards women.

I used to be kind of picky.

And now, gotta catch 'em all.

[Bit 2]

So yeah, I'm a little guy, I'm 140 pounds, I got a lot of attitude, and I realized the

last time I was, yeah, yeah I do, from Philly, fuck yeah.

I got a lot of attitude, and I realized the last time I was having sex with a girl, she's

grabbing on me really tight, hold on, really tight.

And I realized it wasn't because she was that into the sex, she wasn't that into the sex,

it's just to keep me from floating away, mostly.

Alright, but I don't get into that many fights.

The last one I got into, I was drunk.

Okay, fine.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo I'm 23, I live here in LA, and the last girl I hooked up with was 31.

punchlineI'm not bragging, but she was.