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Kill Tony #113 (Moshe Kasher, Rick Ingraham)

2020-05-06

Antonio Houston

Bucket Pull

Watch Antonio Houston's Kill Tony episode 113 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.30 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.30 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.30 punch density·1.00 tag density

Hello, everybody.

I'm kind of high right now. I'm stoned.

This is real shit, real shit. I have no jokes. This is all real shit.

I'm still on the high right now, I'm stoned.

This is real shit, real shit.

I have no jokes, this is all real shit.

[Bit 1]

I just recently lost my dog, but yeah, I was so sad.

But I had a date that same night, so I go out on my date

and she takes me back to her place.

And we're having sex and all of a sudden

I just start busting up in tears, oh my God,

oh my God, she's like, oh my God,

This is the greatest pussy ever, right?

No, I miss my dog.

I just lost him today.

She was like, so you'd rather fuck your dog than me?

Right about now, yeah.

Yeah, I really--

I miss him that much.

Yeah, this morning--

real shit, real shit.

For real.

[Bit 2]

This morning, I woke up, and my mom is bipolar.

And like, yeah, yeah.

And I said, "Mom, how do you feel?"

And she's like, "I feel like Rick."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupI just recently lost my dog, but yeah, I was so sad.

setupBut I had a date that same night, so I go out on my date

setupand she takes me back to her place.

setupAnd we're having sex and all of a sudden

setupI just start busting up in tears, oh my God,

setupoh my God, she's like, oh my God,

setupThis is the greatest pussy ever, right?

punchlineNo, I miss my dog.

tagI just lost him today.