Michael Rigilio

Bucket Pull

Watch Michael Rigilio's Kill Tony episode 161 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.38 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

Career avg·4.50 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.35 punch density·0.25 tag density·2 sets

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.38 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

Hey guys, I start off with a little good news.

Murder rate Los Angeles going down.

It's $300 now, so not bad.

[Bit 2]

It's going to sound a little strange, but as of late I have gotten really into leaf blowers.

By which I mean Canadian prostitutes.

They are... I'm having fun. I'm having fun.

[Bit 3]

You guys, I'm loving comedy.

In fact, the other night, I had my best show,

my best show to date.

I haven't heard "You Killed It" and "You Crushed It"

so many times since that dog-sitting misunderstanding.

[Bit 4]

You guys, I like to say I'm married to the sea.

I'm referring to my wife.

I don't want to say the whole word

because, you know, some people find it offensive.

[Bit 5]

Is that a minute? I think that's okay. Uh this girl came to me recently said I want to have your baby

I said I don't know. I just found that thing

Give me a month. Maybe I'll give it to you. That's a minute. All right fuck. Yeah, Michael. We're Gilia

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupHey guys, I start off with a little good news.

setupMurder rate Los Angeles going down.

punchlineIt's $300 now, so not bad.