Simon Nash

Bucket Pull

Watch Simon Nash's Kill Tony episode 505 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 7 joke beats, 0.91 punch density, 0.43 tag density.

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·7.00 beats/set·0.91 punch density·0.43 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·7 beats·0.91 punch density·0.43 tag density

[Bit 1]

All right, I look like Cosmo Kramer fuck Barack Obama

at a vampire weekend concert.

I look like the Stefan Curry of graphic design.

[Bit 2]

I saw a vegan with a lucky rabbit's foot.

Pretty sure that's a faux pas.

[Bit 3]

My friend came back from vacation,

he said, "I love Nicaragua."

I said, first of all, that's their word.

Secondly, it's called Hennessy.

[Bit 4]

I figured out why it's okay to joke about murder

and not rape.

It's 'cause there aren't any murder survivors.

No one's gonna come up to me after this set

and be like, actually, I was murdered when I was 13.

Kinda ruined my life, you should stop doing that joke.

Then I figured out it's objectively worse

because you would never sit around a dinner table

for two hours and play a board game

where you try to figure out which one of your house guests

is secretly a rapist.

Colonel Mustard in the library with a candlestick, my god.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

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setupAll right, I look like Cosmo Kramer fuck Barack Obama

punchlineat a vampire weekend concert.