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2021-05-18

Leanna Patch

Bucket Pull

Watch Leanna Patch's Kill Tony episode 505 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.72 punch density, 1.60 tag density.

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.72 punch density·1.60 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.72 punch density·1.60 tag density

- Sometimes it really does pay off to be a girl.

It's the first and only time this ever happened to me.

[Bit 1]

Y'all, it's been a rough go, dating wise.

I keep dating refrigerators.

I know this because they're all six-three, ice cold,

and there's nothing I really want inside them,

but I keep going back just to check.

Like, are you still a dickhead?

You okay, you are?

All right, great.

Love that journey for me.

[Bit 2]

What, met one here last night.

His name's Jeremy Shin and he doesn't eat pussy.

Just so you know.

Don't date him, that's going out on the internet.

All right, all right, all right.

I have more.

[Bit 3]

Y'all know about memory foam, right?

You got a memory foam mattress?

I wanna know when they're gonna make selective memory foam.

Because shit has happened in my bed that I wanna forget.

All right, one last thing, grammar quiz.

[Bit 4]

Y'all know the word cloaca?

Anyone know the word cloaca?

Cloaca is a bird's asshole and vagina

and egghole at the same time.

It's what I like to call the uni hole.

Okay, so philosophical question for you.

If your asshole and your vag are the same thing,

does that make the rest of your body a taint?

Have birds just been flying taints this whole time?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

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setupY'all, it's been a rough go, dating wise.

setupI keep dating refrigerators.

setupI know this because they're all six-three, ice cold,

punchlineand there's nothing I really want inside them,

tagbut I keep going back just to check.

setupLike, are you still a dickhead?

tagYou okay, you are?

tagAll right, great.

tagLove that journey for me.