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2020-05-05

Anthony Wright

Bucket Pull

Watch Anthony Wright's Kill Tony episode 453 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.43 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.43 punch density·1.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

One of my favorite sexual positions

is the one where you're standing

and you pick your partner up in the air.

But here's the problem, fellas,

that position requires a lot of strength and endurance.

Like last week, me and my girl was going at it, right?

And after two exhausting minutes,

I finally told her to put me down.

Say that's way too much pressure, you know?

'Cause I don't want her to power bomb me,

and now my ankles are resting on her shoulders.

You feel me?

That's embarrassing.

[Bit 2]

You guys remember that toy tickle me Elmo?

It was a really famous toy. I always wanted one, but my parents, they couldn't afford one.

So instead, they got me a stroke me monster.

That's right. Every time I tickled it, it would just say lower.

And then it paid me $40.

That's right. Every time you watch Elmo, think of this guy.

That's my time. Thank you, guys.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupOne of my favorite sexual positions

setupis the one where you're standing

setupand you pick your partner up in the air.

setupBut here's the problem, fellas,

setupthat position requires a lot of strength and endurance.

setupLike last week, me and my girl was going at it, right?

setupAnd after two exhausting minutes,

punchlineI finally told her to put me down.