Watch Jack Timmons’s set

Skips to 40:22 in the episode

Having trouble with the embed? Open on YouTube at 40:22

2021-07-27

Jack Timmons

Bucket Pull

Watch Jack Timmons's Kill Tony episode 515 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.41 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.50 punch density·1.42 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·6 beats·0.41 punch density·0.50 tag density

Hey, what's up Vulcan?

How are we doing?

I like that.

[Bit 1]

I like getting up here and asking that,

'cause if I ask just one guy on the street that question,

and he goes, "Woo!"

That guy's not doing okay.

It's the exact opposite of that.

[Bit 2]

I saw a ruler the other day.

Dude, how big is an inch, man?

It's like so big.

Someone says an inch, you're like,

"That'll be small, it's not, it's giant."

Four of those?

Pretty, pretty damn big if I do say so myself.

I go to Subway, they're like,

"Do you want a six inch or a foot long?"

I'm like, "Can I get a four inch sub?"

I feel like that would satisfy anybody

who wants to eat a sub right now.

That's a pretty good amount of sub.

It's like, what do you want?

Like, yeah, like a six inch sub will fill you up.

Like four inches, that shit might, you know,

call you the next day or whatever.

I mean, what do you want, really?

A foot long? That doesn't exist, I hope.

That's a scary amount of stuff.

That's too much.

You can't even finish a whole foot long.

I know, like, a couple people who can put a whole four-inch sub in their mouth at one time.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI like getting up here and asking that,

setup'cause if I ask just one guy on the street that question,

setupand he goes, "Woo!"

punchlineThat guy's not doing okay.

tagIt's the exact opposite of that.