Andrew Valish

Bucket Pull

Watch Andrew Valish's Kill Tony episode 442 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.71 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.71 punch density·0.25 tag density

[Bit 1]

Pretty sure I'm lonely.

Because every time I go out, I go out alone.

[Bit 2]

Whenever I order Postmates, I order two meals to make it seem like I'm not alone.

I got to mix it up, you know? Can't order no pickles on both meals, right?

Obviously, too obvious.

[Bit 3]

Getting stuff from IKEA sounds like a good idea.

until I have to carry each box for my car, awkwardly.

[Bit 4]

So I'm balding.

It's getting pretty bad, I hate going to the barbershop.

'Cause at the end, you know they always turn you around

and put a mirror behind your head?

You know, like what do you want me to say, it looks good?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupPretty sure I'm lonely.

punchlineBecause every time I go out, I go out alone.