Katie Orchard

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Watch Katie Orchard's Kill Tony episode 442 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 8 joke beats, 2.00 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·8 beats·2.00 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

So I went home for Christmas, or as we say in New York, Hanukkah.

[Bit 2]

And I got to spend some time with my sister, who's great.

My sister and I are built like rich and poor people used to be built.

because I inherited the Irish gene known as "poor" and she inherited the Italian

gene known as "being a fat bitch." You guys that's a family-friendly joke because

my sister is a dog, you know? The main difference between being the Irish one

versus the Italian one, mainly different dads, you know? So I took that love

[Bit 3]

language test online and turns out my love language disabled. Which makes sense

because I was into guys in a wheelchair for a bit because like free rides but

the hottest kind of disabled is for sure like retard strength you know but I

couldn't find one of the one of them to date so I just compromised and I'm

dating someone from Jersey, you know?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

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punchlineSo I went home for Christmas, or as we say in New York, Hanukkah.