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2022-11-29

Ali Musa

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Watch Ali Musa's Kill Tony episode 585 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.45 punch density, 2.00 tag density.

Career avg·1.67 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.34 punch density·1.22 tag density·3 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.45 punch density·2.00 tag density

- Nixon and Sorrell Lee, everybody.

- How's it going, guys?

[Bit 1]

So I moved out here from Arizona.

Oh, yeah, no response.

I actually, I had no idea that Austin was so liberal.

Like it caught me off guard,

'cause you guys need to realize I'm from Arizona,

where I was almost deported to Mexico three times,

and I'm not even Mexican.

[Bit 2]

You guys are some of the scariest homeless people

on the planet too.

I don't know what the fuck is up with that.

I was gonna fight with a dude on Sixth Street.

I'm just walking down the street.

This dude walks right up to me

and he looked like he survived an explosion

in a Looney Tunes cartoon.

Like he looked like he was on fire

and put out 10 seconds before talking to me.

And he asked me if I have any money.

He's asking a bunch of questions.

I tell him no and I swear to God he goes,

"Psh, you look like a police sketch of Jafar."

I was like, and you look like Aladdin

if you never found a lamp, asshole.

And fuck you for being funnier than me too.

I gave him five bucks.

Get the fuck away from me now.

Thank you guys.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo I moved out here from Arizona.

setupI actually, I had no idea that Austin was so liberal.

setupLike it caught me off guard,

setup'cause you guys need to realize I'm from Arizona,

setupwhere I was almost deported to Mexico three times,

punchlineand I'm not even Mexican.