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2021-10-26

Mimi Meyer

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Watch Mimi Meyer's Kill Tony episode 528 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.21 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.21 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.21 punch density·0.00 tag density

I'm kind of an awkward person.

[Bit 1]

Today this woman said to me, Mimi, oh my god,

I'd call my grandma Mimi.

And I didn't know what to say to that.

I was like, cool is she a slut too?

[Bit 2]

Yeah, I grew up wearing a purity ring.

If you don't know what a purity ring is,

it's this ring you would wear,

so all the boys in school knew you were serious

about being a loser.

Yeah, but now things have changed.

[Bit 3]

I think Plan B is a great invention.

Anybody?

Yeah.

Who knew that one day I'd be able to walk in any Walgreens

and pick up a bag of Doritos and my freedom?

And you know, ladies, we've all taken it.

We've all had unprotected sex.

Not all of us.

Not all of us are fun.

Yeah.

I come from an exotic place called Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Thank you.

[Bit 4]

Our claim to fame is that we are the city of bridges,

which I like, I think it's fitting.

But the best part of Pittsburgh is that

There's so many great ways to leave.

Thank you very much.

I'm Mimi Meyer.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupToday this woman said to me, Mimi, oh my god,

setupI'd call my grandma Mimi.

setupAnd I didn't know what to say to that.

punchlineI was like, cool is she a slut too?