Jake Baker

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Watch Jake Baker's Kill Tony episode 568 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.53 punch density, 0.60 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

So I went on a date the other day

and the date went very good.

We go back to her place and we start fooling around.

She stops me, she goes, "Jake, what are you into?"

I'm like, "Faginas preferably."

[Bit 2]

And she's like, "Do you wanna know what I'm into?"

I'm like, "Sure."

She goes, "I'm in the men who punched me in the face

"during sex and I say no, thank you."

And she goes, "Are you sure I can't convince you?"

I'm like, "Sure."

If you get me text consent, video consent,

written consent in a boxing commission to sanction about,

I'll let the thought enter my ear holes.

And she takes her top off.

And I want every woman in here to know

that I consider myself a true ally to the feminist cause.

'Cause they would have been sexist to me

to not sexually liberate this woman

with my mighty fist.

Some would say I am the Mike Tyson of feminists.

'Cause that bitch only lasted five seconds

of the first round.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo I went on a date the other day

setupand the date went very good.

setupWe go back to her place and we start fooling around.

setupShe stops me, she goes, "Jake, what are you into?"

punchlineI'm like, "Faginas preferably."