Mike Dexter

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Watch Mike Dexter's Kill Tony episode 568 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.63 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

So my friend told me that if I stop

wanna be being so gay presenting,

I need to stop having my eyebrows threaded.

I told him if he wants to stop being so gay presenting,

he needs to stop hanging out with me.

[Bit 2]

So I recently got in trouble and talked to

for inappropriate behavior in the Equinox steam room.

I said, "What's so wrong with blowing a few finance bros in the shower?"

I'm just trying to save the economy.

[Bit 3]

I've been having trouble having an orgasm lately, so I've discovered that I can only come in outdoor locations.

It's put me in some really strange situations, like yesterday I found myself on the side of a jet ski, masturbating in the lake.

There is no punchline to that one.

And that's all I got.

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setupSo my friend told me that if I stop

setupwanna be being so gay presenting,

setupI need to stop having my eyebrows threaded.

punchlineI told him if he wants to stop being so gay presenting,

punchlinehe needs to stop hanging out with me.