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2021-01-26

Andrew Tarr

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Watch Andrew Tarr's Kill Tony episode 489 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.53 punch density, 1.67 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.53 punch density·1.67 tag density

Alright.

Hey everybody.

Or not.

Shit, sorry, my bad.

[Bit 1]

I learned of a weird side effect that certain drugs cause.

It's called retrograde ejaculation.

Yeah, apparently the drug affects the muscle,

the pusses ejaculate out, and it'll go backwards,

and guys will jizz into their bladder.

Yeah, easily the weirdest Snapple fact I've ever gotten.

What the hell is going on at that company?

You know how long it must have taken doctors to figure that out, right?

The doctor's like, "Oh, can I get a urine sample?"

and then the guy just keeps coming back with jizz.

And he goes, "Oh, you think this is funny, huh?

Like, this is just some big joke to you?

Now, life is beautiful, man.

I wake up every morning with a smile on my face

knowing that could happen."

'Cause somewhere out there, there's a girl who's like,

"Oh, my God, did you just come inside me?"

And the guy's like, "Nah, babe, I came inside myself."

'Cause I'm a gentleman. This one's on me.

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setupI learned of a weird side effect that certain drugs cause.

setupIt's called retrograde ejaculation.

setupYeah, apparently the drug affects the muscle,

setupthe pusses ejaculate out, and it'll go backwards,

setupand guys will jizz into their bladder.

punchlineYeah, easily the weirdest Snapple fact I've ever gotten.

tagWhat the hell is going on at that company?