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Kill Tony #131 (Aaron Kleiber, Ashley Barnhill)

2020-05-06

Gio Aetasano

Bucket PullMan

Watch Gio Aetasano's Kill Tony episode 131 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.19 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.19 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.19 punch density·0.50 tag density

"They have this girl, and she's a good girl."

[Bit 1]

Who in the audience has dogs as pets?

You guys got dogs?

Love dogs. We can all be friends.

Who has cats?

I fucking hate cats.

God, so bad.

I got drunk last week. I passed on on this girl's couch.

It's four in the morning. This cat just comes off me.

Starts rubbing his face all over me. He can be out on me.

Turn it around. Show me his little pink Cheerio.

It's fucking disgusting.

All I want to do is feed that cat a fridge of your magnus, throw it against the fridge.

It's alright, I settled for cutting off his whiskers, watching it run into walls all night.

Just joking.

It's just jokes.

It's alright.

[Bit 2]

We're going to tell you a story back in high school.

First, girlfriend did a willingly obsessed with you.

It's amazing, right?

It's like a drug.

It's better than bath salts.

We're at my buddy's fucking cabin.

We're doing some underage drinking.

We're in there.

We go upstairs.

I slap on a condom.

I start going to town on this little girl.

Alright?

I was little too with the proper description, okay?

Come on.

Tada breaks, everything feels amazing.

We now have a pregnancy scare in our hands.

I don't know what to do.

Call my sister, I see you.

Oh, there it is.

Oh, okay.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupWho in the audience has dogs as pets?

setupYou guys got dogs?

setupWho has cats?

setupI fucking hate cats.

setupGod, so bad.

setupI got drunk last week. I passed on on this girl's couch.

setupIt's four in the morning. This cat just comes off me.

setupStarts rubbing his face all over me. He can be out on me.

punchlineTurn it around. Show me his little pink Cheerio.

tagIt's fucking disgusting.