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KT #704 - 2024 HEB ARENA (DAY ONE)

2025-02-08

Luke Stam

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Watch Luke Stam's Kill Tony episode 704 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.12 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.70 punch density·1.34 tag density·3 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.12 punch density·0.67 tag density·Big Joke Book

I just do stand up.

[Bit 1]

When you're not doing stand up, for example, we found out tonight,

Hans Kim shoots baby deers.

Oh, he shoots baby deer.

Well, what would I do for fun if I had the time to?

Yeah.

I like killing animals.

OK, we did not say the word hunting, folks.

It's a very big red flag.

You don't have to hunt down a frog to stomp on it.

Wow. Is that what you do?

Have you done that?

Oh, that's a great teacher.

Think of what I would do for fun.

[Bit 2]

You ever punched the shit out of a puppy?

I've I've struck a few dogs in my day.

You've struck a few dogs.

No, struck them.

You shock corn, you don't shock dogs, dude.

Wow, the crowd is booing.

I've made them turn on me.

They are turning on you.

It's a punch--

you didn't exactly answer the have you punched a puppy

question correctly.

No, I've not punched a puppy.

You wait till their skulls get as thick as Joe's,

and then you can really give it to them.

What does that mean?

I don't know.

Wow.

We should get this guy a shark tracker bracelet.

Come on.

[Bit 3]

- This is an amazing show where you could watch somebody

make it and then slowly fall off the mountain

right in front of your eyes over seven minutes.

- Oops.

Well, you're gonna be homeless in a week, right?

Can't wait.

At least there'll be lots of strays

you can beat the shit out of.

That's how you get good at it.

What'd you say about his mother again? I forget.

- Something about her twat.

- Oh, that's the one I used.

- Okay.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

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setupWhen you're not doing stand up, for example, we found out tonight,

setupHans Kim shoots baby deers.

setupWell, what would I do for fun if I had the time to?

setupI like killing animals.

punchlineOK, we did not say the word hunting, folks.

tagIt's a very big red flag.

tagYou don't have to hunt down a frog to stomp on it.