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2022-03-01

Nicole Tran

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Watch Nicole Tran's Kill Tony episode 546 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.40 punch density, 0.60 tag density.

Career avg·4.14 bits/set·4.71 beats/set·0.32 punch density·0.21 tag density·7 sets

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.40 punch density·0.60 tag density

Please be free to sing along if you know the words.

Happy Valentine, everyone!

[Bit 1]

I'm starting a new business.

I'm going to the nail salon with you,

and then we go for lunch,

and then I will tell you all they say about you.

You have tall fungus.

You have bad breath.

They call you goody two shoes.

This is great, man.

[Bit 2]

I dated old blue-eyed Frenchman.

He was perfect.

He face perfect.

His hair perfect.

His wife, well, nobody's perfect.

[Bit 3]

I have an inspirational message

right next to my vanity mirror.

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

Now if I can only find a beholder.

[Bit 4]

The guy asked me to go skydiving.

I said, "Forget, man.

I like dumpster diving better."

So we go skydiving.

I got lucky.

I landed a dumpster.

[Bit 5]

- I wanna meet a man with a Tesla car.

So every Friday night, I put on tight dress

and hang out at the electric vehicle charging station.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI'm starting a new business.

setupI'm going to the nail salon with you,

setupand then we go for lunch,

punchlineand then I will tell you all they say about you.

tagYou have tall fungus.

tagYou have bad breath.

tagThey call you goody two shoes.