Mikey Biggs

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Watch Mikey Biggs's Kill Tony episode 546 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.67 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.67 punch density·0.33 tag density

[Bit 1]

I've been trying to eat more oatmeal lately

because it's high in fiber.

But it's hard because it's even higher in the list of things that taste like the ground probably.

I think oatmeal should be considered the liquid state of wood.

[Bit 2]

I don't like the band Imagine Dragons because it feels like an order.

order. It's like, hey, imagine dragons. No. I don't want to. Also, that's the only way you can think

[Bit 3]

about dragons. You can't be like, hey, remember dragons? I have a schizophrenic friend sometimes.

And he likes to read. He's a pretty smart guy. He'll recommend books to me.

Recently the most, the book you'll recommend to me last is called "To Kill a Bird That's Been Mocking You."

Wow, there you go. Absolutely Mikey Biggs. That's about as good as it fucking gets.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI've been trying to eat more oatmeal lately

setupbecause it's high in fiber.

setupBut it's hard because it's even higher in the list of things that taste like the ground probably.

punchlineI think oatmeal should be considered the liquid state of wood.