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2022-03-01

Christopher Neil Walker

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Watch Christopher Neil Walker's Kill Tony episode 546 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 0.05 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.19 punch density·0.67 tag density·2 sets

This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.05 punch density·1.00 tag density

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and you made eye contact with someone across the room,

you're like--at first you're like,

"Man, that person's really good-looking."

But then the closer you get to them,

the more you realize,

"They're just trying to get away from you."

It's like, "Fuck."

Oh, whatever. There we go.

Alright, there you go, Christopher, Neil, Walter.

- How you doing, Ron?

What, oh my god, this is crazy.

- Christopher, don't touch the talent.

- Alright, Tony.

- You can touch me if you want to, dude.

- Hey, look at that.

Hell yeah.

We're about to see a gay rodeo over here right now.

- I think you guys have some really good things going on,

man, I think you guys have some good stage presence,

and you walked up to the microphone

without asking everybody how they're doing,

which is a great way to start a show.

Don't ask how they're doing.

- I don't care.

- Don't even give a fuck how they're doing.

Just do the first fucking joke, and you did that,

so that's a step in the right direction.

- Oh, absolutely.

How long you been doing stand-up, Christopher?

- Years, I actually wanna stop.

- Take it all back.

- Oh, I wanna stop, I wanna stop.

- How many years?

- Like, embarrassing amount, like seven years.

- I'm not asking how long you've had AIDS, Christopher.

I'm asking how long you've done stand-up.

- Oh, eight, five, yeah, comedy seven though.

- Gotcha, and you are gay, correct?

- Completely, yeah, but I am married to a wonderful woman

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setupand you made eye contact with someone across the room,

setupyou're like--at first you're like,

setup"Man, that person's really good-looking."

setupBut then the closer you get to them,

setupthe more you realize,

punchline"They're just trying to get away from you."

tagIt's like, "Fuck."