Gabriel Kerr

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Watch Gabriel Kerr's Kill Tony episode 517 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 0.17 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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What's up, everybody?

Just spilled beer all over myself because I am way too fucking high, but...

Let me see how this goes.

[Bit 1]

So I was in my car last week after the show, and I'm smoking a bowl,

and this homeless guy who's walking by just stops and he leans all the way into

my car and scared the shit out of me right because I wasn't expecting it and

he goes can I hit that? I was like no shit what are you doing? And then he gets

all indignant and he's like why not? Is it because I'm black or because I'm

homeless? I was like neither listen I don't let people I don't know put their

mouth on things I put my mouth on right simple rule and then he had the audacity

to ask me if he could suck my boyfriend's dick.

And I was like, "Did you not hear a word that I just said?"

That was it.

I ran short.

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setupSo I was in my car last week after the show, and I'm smoking a bowl,

setupand this homeless guy who's walking by just stops and he leans all the way into

setupmy car and scared the shit out of me right because I wasn't expecting it and

setuphe goes can I hit that? I was like no shit what are you doing? And then he gets

setupall indignant and he's like why not? Is it because I'm black or because I'm

setuphomeless? I was like neither listen I don't let people I don't know put their

setupmouth on things I put my mouth on right simple rule and then he had the audacity

punchlineto ask me if he could suck my boyfriend's dick.

tagAnd I was like, "Did you not hear a word that I just said?"