Matt Robertson

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Watch Matt Robertson's Kill Tony episode 517 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.40 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

Hell yeah. One more time for Matt Robertson. >> Thank you. I'm uh I'm 38 and uh I have a male

roommate. I'm doing real good. If you're over 35 and you have a male roommate you've made

some mistakes in life. If you're over 35 and you have a male roommate you you better be

fucking them. You know. If you're just straight guys, you're living together for financial

reasons you know this isn't even a belt this is a bungee cord I don't have much

[Bit 2]

money I've been going to Barton Springs pretty hot and we're going to Barton

Springs you know how you always go there because you hope you'll see some titties

but like you get there it's never the titties you want to see you know it's

never the Whole Foods yoga Amazon Prime titties it's always like the bargain bin

grab bag Bible and get one free titties I get angry like I'm owed titties I'm

like these dirty hippie titties.

Fuck!

[Bit 3]

A lot of people down there in open relationships

close that shit up.

It's gross.

No one wanted you, so you got with each other

and you're trying to franchise this shit

back out to the world.

Lock it up.

Lock your dirty, ugly love away.

Thank you.

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setupHell yeah. One more time for Matt Robertson. >> Thank you. I'm uh I'm 38 and uh I have a male

setuproommate. I'm doing real good. If you're over 35 and you have a male roommate you've made

setupsome mistakes in life. If you're over 35 and you have a male roommate you you better be

punchlinefucking them. You know. If you're just straight guys, you're living together for financial