Brandon Fields

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Watch Brandon Fields's Kill Tony episode 768 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.35 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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Oh, my God.

[Bit 1]

I am high as alien pussy right now.

Don't smoke weed before you do this.

I'm telling you, it's not a good thing.

Anyway, my name is Brandon.

[Bit 2]

Yeah, I'm a black guy with a white name, so, I mean.

Believe it or not, I get judged more about what kind of phone I have

more than being black these days.

Believe that.

[Bit 3]

It's like, "Oh, you got an Android?"

"Oh, this ugly nigga got an Android.

I can't take it."

Why y'all judge people off of their phones, man?

'Cause I got an iPhone, I'm not cool.

'Cause I don't have an iPhone, I'm not cool.

Maybe? Alright, fuck y'all.

That is--anyway, yep, I got another white name.

Um, uh, white thing about me, uh, I could swim.

[Bit 4]

- I'm like that dude on House of Rest back there.

That just left a stage.

He was actually on House of Rest.

I saw that ankle monitor and shit.

Thank you, I'm Brandon.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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punchlineI am high as alien pussy right now.

tagDon't smoke weed before you do this.

tagI'm telling you, it's not a good thing.