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2026-05-19

Matt Worldly

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Watch Matt Worldly's Kill Tony episode 768 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.27 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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In high school, my art teacher was like,

"Hey, does anybody in here know how to speak Arabic?"

And she was getting ready to train us for, like, a calligraphy lesson.

And I was like, "Fuck it."

I'm like, "Yeah, I speak Arabic."

She goes, "Go ahead, Matt. Speak some Arabic for us."

Arabic for us and I said, "La la la la la la la."

And everybody laughed in the classroom except for her.

She was like, "Matt, that's rude.

That's insensitive.

Does anybody here actually know how to speak some Arabic?"

And I was like, "Well, yeah.

I do."

And she was like, "Are you actually going to say something in Arabic this time?"

And I'm like, "For sure."

I said, "But I just did."

It wasn't cool.

I'm like, "I'm not going to do it again."

She goes, "Go ahead."

And I said, in perfect Arabic, I said, "Lakadam secto benachina."

And she gasped.

She was like, "Oh my God."

She's like, "That was beautiful.

Do you know what it translates to?"

I said, "Hell yeah, I learned it from Call of Duty.

It means we've got control of a hostage."

That's just true story, you guys.

Thank you so much.

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setupIn high school, my art teacher was like,

setup"Hey, does anybody in here know how to speak Arabic?"

setupAnd she was getting ready to train us for, like, a calligraphy lesson.

setupAnd I was like, "Fuck it."

setupI'm like, "Yeah, I speak Arabic."

setupShe goes, "Go ahead, Matt. Speak some Arabic for us."

punchlineArabic for us and I said, "La la la la la la la."

tagAnd everybody laughed in the classroom except for her.