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2025-06-24

Aaron West

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Watch Aaron West's Kill Tony episode 724 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.25 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.24 punch density·0.10 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.25 punch density·0.20 tag density·Big Joke Book

-Well, howdy, howdy, howdy, y'all.

Welcome to a little place I like to call...

...Texas.

[Bit 1]

No, I've never been there before.

Never been to this building.

So tonight I was a little bit confused.

You see, I was turning the corner,

and I saw an ocean of homeless people

and a giant-ass line to the front door.

And I thought, "Well, damn.

That place must have some pretty good soup."

You see, you know it's a good soup kitchen

when people with shoes start lining up.

Didn't know whether to get the hobo bisque

or the cream of vagrant.

Same soup, but a little more, uh, you know, floaters.

[Bit 2]

Now, folks, today I saw a sports car.

I know what you're thinking, fellas.

Sports car?

Oh, yeah.

This is a Dodge Challenger.

And it had a decal on it that said, "scat pack."

Now, call me old-fashioned, but, uh,

isn't packing scat just a fancy term for butt sex?

[Bit 3]

This is my impersonation of a Hispanic man working at a Burger King,

moments after Dolly Parton walks out.

You see her?

She had some impossible whoppers.

>> That's it.

>> All right.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupNo, I've never been there before.

setupNever been to this building.

setupSo tonight I was a little bit confused.

setupYou see, I was turning the corner,

setupand I saw an ocean of homeless people

setupand a giant-ass line to the front door.

setupAnd I thought, "Well, damn.

punchlineThat place must have some pretty good soup."