Cynthia Brazil

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Watch Cynthia Brazil's Kill Tony episode 724 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 6 joke beats, 1.20 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

Career avg·5.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·1.20 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·5 bits·6 beats·1.20 punch density·0.00 tag density·Medium Joke Book

[Bit 1]

- Ladies, I am thick and tired.

[Bit 2]

Now, I'm not gonna beat around the bush

because I am Brazilian, we don't do bushes.

[Bit 3]

But as a woman, in order to savor two ounces of sausage,

I have to put up with a 200 pound pig.

[Bit 4]

And I don't hate men, I shave my armpits.

[Bit 5]

But for example, if girls fuck boys, they're called sluts.

If men do the exact same, they win an island.

I'm not talking about Jeff Epstein.

I'm talking about fuck boy island.

Not the TV show, the Vatican.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

punchline- Ladies, I am thick and tired.