Zach Black

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Watch Zach Black's Kill Tony episode 724 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.70 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

I went to Home Depot today to pick up a lawnmower.

Man, it's gonna be a shame when Trump sends him back.

Over the next four years, price eggs might go down,

but the price of lawn care is going way up.

I'll tell you, if you're ever shopping for an immigrant, get there early.

I got there late last week.

The good ones go quick.

There was only one left in stock.

One Guatemalan standing there with a paintbrush and a rake.

I'll come back.

[Bit 2]

Texas is great for everybody, although it is still a little segregated by city.

Dallis is for white people, Houston's for black people,

San Antonio's for Mexicans, and Austin's for f***s.

And if you're half black and half white, Corpus Christi.

If you're half white and half Mexican, El Paso.

But if you're half black and half a f***,

I'm sorry, you have to leave Texas and go back to Atlanta.

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setupI went to Home Depot today to pick up a lawnmower.

punchlineMan, it's gonna be a shame when Trump sends him back.

tagOver the next four years, price eggs might go down,

tagbut the price of lawn care is going way up.