Dane Anthony

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Watch Dane Anthony's Kill Tony episode 667 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 5 joke beats, 0.70 punch density, 0.40 tag density.

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What's up, theater full of people?

[Bit 1]

I have a pretty fun dad.

He was a stripper.

Anyone else?

No one's dad showed dong?

It is pretty weird finding out your dad was a stripper because I thought he just had a lot of jobs.

He was a firefighter.

He was a cowboy.

He was cheating on my mom.

I should have known he was a stripper though. He made it pretty obvious.

Every time he gave me my allowance, he made it rain on me.

We didn't have a timeout corner,

he just put me in a cage and made me go-go dance.

I knew I was the only,

I knew something was wrong when I was the only kid

at school with snap away khakis.

All right, that's my time, thank you everybody.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI have a pretty fun dad.

punchlineHe was a stripper.

tagAnyone else?

tagNo one's dad showed dong?