Dallas Turner

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Watch Dallas Turner's Kill Tony episode 691 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.27 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

So right at the top here,

I just want to take a moment to honor my girlfriend.

She just--she just recently died from fentanyl.

Yeah, fentanyl, this dick in her mouth.

[Bit 2]

So, yesterday was a historic day for comedy.

Tony did a set at the Trump rally, as you guys know.

And he spoke on the Clintons.

And, you know, just personally,

I hope that the Clinton Foundation does not take

does not take the podcast name seriously.

[Bit 3]

Not for real though, it was really good to see you up there

on that stage yesterday.

It's just nice to see, you know,

Trump has the support of a solid support from the gays.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo right at the top here,

setupI just want to take a moment to honor my girlfriend.

setupShe just--she just recently died from fentanyl.

punchlineYeah, fentanyl, this dick in her mouth.