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KT #686 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + LUIS J GOMEZ + DAVE SMITH

2024-10-08

Will Eck

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Watch Will Eck's Kill Tony episode 686 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 0.28 punch density, 4.00 tag density.

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- Hi, hey everybody.

It's an absolute pleasure to be here.

[Bit 1]

So recently, I went on a road trip from Salt Lake City,

Utah to San Antonio, Texas.

It's about a two-hour drive.

And I got pretty lonely, so I figured,

who can help me feel not so lonely?

I decided my ex.

So I sent her a text saying, hey, I'm on a road trip.

Feeling kind of lonely.

Could you maybe give me a call or something?

And about 20 minutes goes by, and I

get a little buzz on my phone while I'm driving.

And I look down and it's her.

I'm so excited.

And she sent me a phone number

and underneath the phone number it said,

this is the phone number for the Utah Suicide Hotline.

I have never been so humbled and yet so rejected

at the same time in my entire life.

So needless to say, I've never talked to her again.

I've actually yet to talk to a girl since then.

It kind of ruined my ego.

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setupSo recently, I went on a road trip from Salt Lake City,

setupUtah to San Antonio, Texas.

setupIt's about a two-hour drive.

setupAnd I got pretty lonely, so I figured,

setupwho can help me feel not so lonely?

setupI decided my ex.

setupSo I sent her a text saying, hey, I'm on a road trip.

setupFeeling kind of lonely.

setupCould you maybe give me a call or something?

setupAnd about 20 minutes goes by, and I

setupget a little buzz on my phone while I'm driving.

setupAnd I look down and it's her.

setupI'm so excited.

setupAnd she sent me a phone number

setupand underneath the phone number it said,

punchlinethis is the phone number for the Utah Suicide Hotline.

tagI have never been so humbled and yet so rejected

tagat the same time in my entire life.

setupSo needless to say, I've never talked to her again.

tagI've actually yet to talk to a girl since then.

tagIt kind of ruined my ego.