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2021-01-12

Trevor Williams

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Watch Trevor Williams's Kill Tony episode 487 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.61 punch density, 0.83 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.61 punch density·0.83 tag density

- Hello, a little bit about me.

[Bit 1]

When I was six years old,

I walked in on my parents having sex for the first time,

my first time catching them.

And I walk in and my dad just,

he's on top of my mom and he looks over and he's like,

"Can't you knock?"

And from that point on, I learned,

"No, knock before you walk in."

by far the most memorable Easter of my life.

And years later, my dad walked in on me masturbating

as a teen and he was like, "What the fuck, dude?"

I knocked and I was like, "I know, I heard you."

But I was close.

Here's a towel.

I came on my dad, I didn't.

The towel's for the cum.

I don't have distance like that, I'm joking.

[Bit 2]

A little bit extra about me, Arnold Schwarzenegger is like one of my favorite actors ever.

I think Total Recall is criminally underrated.

My only gripe with the guy is that in all of his movies, no one ever brings up the goddamn

accent.

Not once, like in any of his films.

I don't want to see anything that has to be like central to the plot line, but can't

someone at some point be like, "Hey man, where are you from?"

I could just use one scene in the Terminator where they're

like building the robot and--

Whoa!

Whoa, Jesus, there it is.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupWhen I was six years old,

setupI walked in on my parents having sex for the first time,

setupmy first time catching them.

setupAnd I walk in and my dad just,

setuphe's on top of my mom and he looks over and he's like,

punchline"Can't you knock?"