Timothy Colton Cormier

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Watch Timothy Colton Cormier's Kill Tony episode 593 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 1.43 punch density, 2.33 tag density.

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I was diagnosed with a mild form of autism in middle school.

Autism is a spectrum, so everybody's on it a little bit.

I'm just balls deep, you know what I'm saying?

Like autism was a chick, I'd be slapped in a razz,

choking her out.

I'd call her daddy 'cause I'm autistic and I'd fuck up.

If the autism spectrum, oh fuck.

Hold on.

If the autism spectrum was the Matrix, I'd be more fierce.

Trust me, I know more about the Matrix than anybody here.

I bet my fucking kunai collection on it.

All right, that one's not a fun one.

I stopped telling people that I was diagnosed

and no one's brought it up in a while,

so I think it went away.

I fell in the street a couple times,

I'm pretty cool now, I'm not retarded, I'm cool.

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setupI was diagnosed with a mild form of autism in middle school.

setupAutism is a spectrum, so everybody's on it a little bit.

punchlineI'm just balls deep, you know what I'm saying?

tagLike autism was a chick, I'd be slapped in a razz,

tagchoking her out.

tagI'd call her daddy 'cause I'm autistic and I'd fuck up.