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KILL TONY #593 - ANDREW SANTINO + IAN EDWARDS + KIM CONGDON + SARA WEINSHENK

2023-01-24

Amanda Nelson

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Watch Amanda Nelson's Kill Tony episode 593 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.32 punch density, 1.33 tag density.

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- I bought a new building, you saw it,

has four bathrooms four fucking bathrooms so i sit down and take a piss one day and uh so we

put a little weird back there on my butt okay yeah so i turn around take a picture of the toilet seat

and i posted on instagram stories as one does everybody's responding they're like it's european

amanda the toilet seat's european i'm like okay shit because i'm the only uncultured swine in

in here who didn't fucking know what that was.

So I yelled to my husband, I was like,

hey, toilet seat, they're European.

He's like, whoa, okay.

You don't fucking care.

And you don't fucking listen.

I'm gonna tell you how I know he doesn't listen

because a few hours later, listen,

we went to the sex tour, okay?

We've been married for 10 years.

We gotta spice shit up, okay?

We're gonna keep it interesting in the bedroom.

So we get some new toys, we come back to the house,

and we're going at it, we're giving on.

Okay, we're having a good time.

but then I feel something a little weird back there

on my butt.

Yeah, so I turn to him and I say,

"Is this European?"

And he's like, "What?"

And that's how I know I wasn't fucking listening,

'cause if he was fucking listening,

he would've thought that shit was funny.

Thank you.

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setup- I bought a new building, you saw it,

setuphas four bathrooms four fucking bathrooms so i sit down and take a piss one day and uh so we

setupput a little weird back there on my butt okay yeah so i turn around take a picture of the toilet seat

setupand i posted on instagram stories as one does everybody's responding they're like it's european

punchlineamanda the toilet seat's european i'm like okay shit because i'm the only uncultured swine in

punchlinein here who didn't fucking know what that was.