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2024-07-23

Tyler Wright

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Watch Tyler Wright's Kill Tony episode 673 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.38 punch density, 1.67 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.38 punch density·1.67 tag density·Small Joke Book

So, guys, my name is Tyler Wright.

Happy to be here.

[Bit 1]

I work in jewelry. Anybody fuck around with jewelry?

Hell yeah.

I tell you what, my girlfriend's a real lucky one

now that I fuck with jewelry.

'Cause now she gets all the free pearl necklaces

that she wants.

Am I right right here, bro?

Come on, hell yeah.

Oh yeah.

[Bit 2]

Love working in jewelry.

Sit at a bench all day fixing clean stuff.

The other day I had a necklace, right?

With a crucifix pendant.

And Jesus had fallen off the cross.

So guys, I got paid to re-crucify Jesus Christ.

I have the best fucking job in the world.

I'd have done it for free, you know what I'm saying?

It's like I was in the Passion of the Christ,

it was so cool.

I was a little worried about my craftsmanship though,

like I didn't know if I did a good job or not,

so I went and asked the guy how I did.

He said, "Brother, you nailed it."

Oh, that's a good Jesus joke, guys.

A lot of Jesus lovers here tonight, all right.

That's why I'm talking to you guys,

my name is Tyler Wright, thank you very much.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

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setupI work in jewelry. Anybody fuck around with jewelry?

setupI tell you what, my girlfriend's a real lucky one

setupnow that I fuck with jewelry.

punchline'Cause now she gets all the free pearl necklaces

tagthat she wants.