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2024-07-23

Benjamin Grelli

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Watch Benjamin Grelli's Kill Tony episode 673 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.85 punch density, 1.20 tag density.

Career avg·3.50 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.67 punch density·0.93 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.85 punch density·1.20 tag density·Big Joke Book

-Hello. How are you? Nice to see you.

[Bit 1]

My name's Ben. I'm from Boston.

Boston, anybody ever been to Boston?

All right, hey, my condolences.

Did you get mugged?

I missed you, motherfucker.

Son of a bitch.

[Bit 2]

I grew up in the Italian section of town.

It wasn't quite a ghetto.

It was more of a spaghetto, if you know what I mean.

My parents were migrant pizza pickers.

They came here doing a great pepperoni vermin.

It was in all the Italian history books.

[Bit 3]

My wife's beautiful.

She's a beautiful Italian girl.

She's got the face of an angel.

An angel with a fucking mustache.

She got a big, goofy mustache.

It's like, make Tom Selleck jealous.

Hey, you guys know who Tom Selleck is.

[Bit 4]

My wife's very skinny.

She kind of looks like this.

She's so skinny, she has to tease her pubic hair just to

keep her pants up.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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Joke Type

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setupMy name's Ben. I'm from Boston.

setupBoston, anybody ever been to Boston?

punchlineAll right, hey, my condolences.

tagDid you get mugged?

tagI missed you, motherfucker.