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2023-01-31

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Watch Mia Chan's Kill Tony episode 594 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.11 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.11 punch density·0.00 tag density

- Started out, okay.

[Bit 1]

I'm a legal immigrant,

but last year,

On June I was arrested for evading arrest, which is not true.

I was just going home in my car and stuff.

And then so like in court the judge was like, "Now you're a felon now, so you can't get

out of the border until it shakes, get clear and stuff."

So technically, I'm legal now.

Yeah.

I did it!

- Okay, 48 seconds.

- I still have time?

- Yeah, 12 seconds.

- Oh, okay, oh, I'll do it fast.

[Bit 2]

I'm a Gen Z, Gen Z, I'm 23 years old.

I'm gonna be turning 24 on Thursday.

But like, yeah, it's a weird generation to grow up.

I grow up watching porn.

And, you know, I already watch everything.

And I got nothing more to watch.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI'm a legal immigrant,

setupbut last year,

setupOn June I was arrested for evading arrest, which is not true.

setupI was just going home in my car and stuff.

setupAnd then so like in court the judge was like, "Now you're a felon now, so you can't get

setupout of the border until it shakes, get clear and stuff."

punchlineSo technically, I'm legal now.