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2024-04-23

Lane

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Watch Lane's Kill Tony episode 660 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 9 bits, 9 joke beats, 0.53 punch density, 0.11 tag density.

Career avg·9.00 bits/set·9.00 beats/set·0.53 punch density·0.11 tag density·1 set

This set·9 bits·9 beats·0.53 punch density·0.11 tag density

- So I met Tony a couple weeks ago,

and he said, "You come by the mothership and try,"

and this is real on,

this is my favorite show in the entire world,

so thank you so much for letting me be a part

of the mothership.

I wrote a couple jokes real quick.

[Bit 1]

Hans doesn't believe in God, but he believes in Godzilla.

Fuck.

[Bit 2]

Shit, if Cam Patterson's here,

Who's punching women in the streets of New York?

Fuck, I don't know.

[Bit 3]

Casey Rocket looks like the first person to OD on cookies.

[Bit 4]

Fuck, Hans Kambu, if you look like

an Asian Disney character named Gukfi.

What else?

[Bit 5]

Okay, Kamblacks Rocks, Casey Smokes Rocks.

[Bit 6]

Casey, you look like the dollar store version

of Kyle Rittenhouse.

[Bit 7]

Comedy has it come easy to hunt.

It takes a lot of drive, which is hard when you're Asian.

[Bit 8]

Oh, boy. And then I just got some pickup lines from Red Band

that he texted me late in the middle of the night.

"Are you Hurricane Katrina

'cause you're blowing me away with your hot tits?

Can I come on your back?"

What else? What else?

[Bit 9]

Cam looks like his first special was released

on a Ring Doorbell camera.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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punchlineHans doesn't believe in God, but he believes in Godzilla.