Amy Trout

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Watch Amy Trout's Kill Tony episode 445 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 7 joke beats, 0.82 punch density, 0.29 tag density.

Career avg·5.00 bits/set·7.00 beats/set·0.82 punch density·0.29 tag density·1 set

This set·5 bits·7 beats·0.82 punch density·0.29 tag density

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[Bit 1]

On my way here, I drove by a place called Petco Unleashed,

and I thought about it twice, and I was like,

"Is this an animal titty bar?

"I should take my turtle here, get him out of his shell."

[Bit 2]

I live paycheck to paycheck,

which means I live once every other week.

Not this week though, 'cause I had to fucking pay rent.

[Bit 3]

I'm broke.

We're all broke, we're all fucking comics in here.

This guy's not broke, I've seen his car.

[Bit 4]

But I'm poor, I recently moved up in the world though.

I moved out of my mom's basement, I sleep on the couch now.

You know how hard it is to get laid on the couch?

Not that hard when you got a pussy.

[Bit 5]

I went to culinary school,

'cause it's not enough to suck a guy's dick anymore,

you gotta make him a sandwich afterwards.

I went to culinary school in Oxnard though,

because I had to learn how to make tamales.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupOn my way here, I drove by a place called Petco Unleashed,

setupand I thought about it twice, and I was like,

punchline"Is this an animal titty bar?

tag"I should take my turtle here, get him out of his shell."