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Watch Blue Ball's Kill Tony episode 445 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.53 punch density, 3.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.53 punch density·3.00 tag density

Come on guys, make some noise for blue ball.

[Bit 1]

So I'm thinking about getting back on some dating apps.

Like you don't have much time left or fumble.

[Bit 2]

But I was in the bathroom a couple weeks ago,

and some girl just said, "Look,

"fastest way is to Snapchat that pussy."

And I was like, "Really?"

And she's like, "Just do it."

So I live alone and just have a cell phone.

I don't know how you can Snapchat the pussy

without like a third hand or a neighbor or a good friend.

I thought, "Fuck, if I had that person

"so close to me already,

Why do I need to be on a dating app?

Um, but, uh, yeah.

I don't know if you've ever tried to take a picture of your push

standing up with a cell phone.

Just not that easy, so...

Um...

I don't live that far from here.

I could probably use... Yeah.

Wow.

Blue ball.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

phonetic-match

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setupSo I'm thinking about getting back on some dating apps.

punchlineLike you don't have much time left or fumble.