Hal Saadi

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Watch Hal Saadi's Kill Tony episode 734 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.24 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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Thank you.

I got circumcised in Costa Rica.

[Bit 1]

I used to sound like a girl when I was growing up.

Then my balls dropped. Now I sound like a woman.

It's actually one of the reasons people would call me gay, so I stopped talking.

Yeah, they can't call you a sissy if you don't say anything.

Oh, yes, they can.

So I stop talking, I stop smiling.

I stop fucking dudes.

What else does a guy need to do, you know?

All right, I guess that's all I wanted to do.

Meow, huh?

So another 15 seconds if you got anything else.

Oh, let's see.

-I, uh...

[Bit 2]

I'm not a political guy,

but, actually, my liberal friends,

they annoy me a lot, and my conservative friends,

they annoy me just as much.

But what I think is cool about that

is that you all thought I had friends, so...

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setupI used to sound like a girl when I was growing up.

punchlineThen my balls dropped. Now I sound like a woman.