Matt Campbell

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Watch Matt Campbell's Kill Tony episode 734 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.64 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.48 punch density·0.75 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.64 punch density·0.75 tag density·Big Joke Book

-Hello.

[Bit 1]

I'm English.

Or as you lot like to call me, gay.

Thank you for that.

[Bit 2]

I had expectations when I came to this country, guys.

Everything I learned about you lot is filtered

through the media you send my way.

So when I was coming up, high school musical coming out.

What the fuck was that?

An all-white basketball team won a state championship?

Fuck right off.

I was also disappointed the sequel didn't involve a school shooting scene.

I was completely unprepared for these high school drills, guys.

You have to understand, I didn't know a shit about basketball.

Fuck me sideways.

[Bit 3]

But that's South African, which means I'm genetically racist.

But he has a poster of Mandela.

That's been my time.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupI'm English.

punchlineOr as you lot like to call me, gay.