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2025-10-28

Blake Jones

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Watch Blake Jones's Kill Tony episode 741 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.50 punch density·1.00 tag density·Big Joke Book

- What's up y'all?

How we doing?

[Bit 1]

Yes, I look like ZZ Bottom.

I look like the Duck Dynasty brother got kicked out

for doing gay shit.

Just, I don't want to hunt Duck no more, daddy.

I want to hunt Dick.

No, I'm not gay, I swear.

[Bit 2]

I'm getting old.

My mom was making fun of me.

She's like, Blake, you're 40.

"Please turn your fucking hat around."

And I was like, "Mama, I can't."

'Cause when I do, I'm starting to look like Forrest Gump.

You know, just, I saw a runny.

[Bit 3]

I got to shave, dude.

I got to shave 'cause the women that tend to like this beard

also tend to like OxyContin.

It's getting, it's a lot of them Tweety Bird shirts

at the gas station, bitches.

Just,

Cookie Monster, Pajama Pants, and Crocs.

You know, like,

You guys know Heather, hell yeah.

Her daddy ain't been right since Dale Earnhardt died.

Like it's, get.

[Bit 4]

I had a woman recently, I was walking down the street,

she grabbed me by the beard and kissed me.

No, so one of you said, one of you said,

"Whoa, no, she was bigger than me, that's assault, dude."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

punchlineYes, I look like ZZ Bottom.