Ashley Steinmetz

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Watch Ashley Steinmetz's Kill Tony episode 741 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.40 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

oh I got the mic now it's gonna go great yeah love is blind is really fucking up

the men of this generation I said hi to a guy on hinge and he sent me back a 60

second voice memo crying, saying I'm everything he's ever dreamed of, just like the show.

That's been happening a lot more lately.

Now they love bomb before the first date.

It's getting really fucking weird.

Right?

Are there any true crime people in the audience?

Anyone?

Yeah, absolutely.

[Bit 2]

We're so obsessed with true crime as a country.

that's true is now a fucking crime,

is, and did you know that?

Have y'all heard about that?

It's true, yeah.

I'm also great at parties.

Yeah, I tell things like this.

They always say not to stay home and just watch TV

that every bad date feels like an episode of I Survived.

I'll end on this.

We're all going to die.

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setupoh I got the mic now it's gonna go great yeah love is blind is really fucking up

setupthe men of this generation I said hi to a guy on hinge and he sent me back a 60

punchlinesecond voice memo crying, saying I'm everything he's ever dreamed of, just like the show.

tagThat's been happening a lot more lately.

tagNow they love bomb before the first date.

tagIt's getting really fucking weird.