Brendan Mahaney

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Watch Brendan Mahaney's Kill Tony episode 655 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.60 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

My truck's been in the shop for the last four weeks.

I'm really starting to understand

you people used to hang horse thieves around here. I mean besides being color on a Tuesday.

[Bit 2]

I mean maybe it wouldn't be so bad if pizza rolls weren't my favorite food. My therapist

says my obsession is more like a projection because we have so much in common. Both cheap,

fattening, baked at 425. Thanks, Bob. I was recently informed that I look like my porn

[Bit 3]

Hub Search History just says Bass Pro Shops? Yeah, I ain't even mad. I mean, I hunt whitetail

all year round. I know I got a face for camo paint. I mean, God wrote that joke. I'm just

[Bit 4]

leaning into the punchline, you know what I'm saying? I mean, I will say my love life

is a lot like fishing. You can't clean, but you can't catch. That's why I took up running.

[Bit 5]

But always catch and release. Always catch and release. Remember, single moms are like

Take hard drugs.

Recreational use only.

Do not fuck around and get addicted.

They will both fuck your life up.

Woo tanks for the kids.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupMy truck's been in the shop for the last four weeks.

setupI'm really starting to understand

punchlineyou people used to hang horse thieves around here. I mean besides being color on a Tuesday.